arpakasso:

bondoge:

swag youre it

no snapbacks

laughterneverdies:

casualfangirling:

she-wants-the-doitsu:

whendaybreaks:

nicolasandthecage:

when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go

are you okay

They turn into those eraser shavings and then you swipe them off your desk and they land on the floor and someone steps on them and they stick on their shoe and eventually the person goes home so right now your word is at someones house

maybe its watching them take off their clothes yeah get it word

this fucking site i swear to god 

(Source: nicolasiscaged)

i really hate when im listening to my ipod and i move my arm or something and then my headphones rip out of my ears like what the fuck i trusted you

(Source: jesuschristvevo)

celestes-poetry:

AT MY WEDDING im going to have a huge brownie cake but its actually going to be a WEED brownie cake and everyone will eat it and slowly become high and like ill just stand there and watch it hit EVERYone then everyone will just be fucking high and ittle be the best wedding ever because drugs

geomtery:

if you wanna be my lover you better not fucking get with my friends

(Source: chickiefingie)

nointerrruption:

having to watch your friends be friends with people you hate